Mexican Gangster - June 6 2012

I have to tell y’all about one of the times I pranked Willow. GOSH, he was mad—but it was AWESOME!!!! (Eye roll here) So, my friend’s husband and I came up with a plan to have him call Willow, convincing him that he was a Mexican gangster looking for the money Willow owed him. He told him he was tired of playing games and that he was coming to get the money that he owed him. He had Willow on speaker, and we were all dying of laughter. I know, I know—it was so mean because you could hear the panic, sincere innocence, and confusion in his voice.

The funny thing is that when the “Mexican gangster” asked for his address to come get the money, Willow ACTUALLY gave it to him! Haha, you never give your address to a stranger—especially one that threatens to beat you with a baseball bat! Hahaha, it was so funny, and I felt so bad for him. We eventually told him the truth. But he was definitely mad. I think maybe he cried in private.

Let this be a lesson to all of you:

#1 NEVER loan money to a gangster.

#2 If you have NEVER loaned money to a gangster, don’t let him convince you that you did.

And the most important lesson of all is:

#3 NEVER EVER EVER give your address to a strange, angry man threatening you over the phone!!!!!!